Ma ka hale hauʻoli ʻo Siuslaw Elementary, ua hoʻāʻo ka nui o nā ʻohana i nā papahana STEM hoʻokahi, hana ʻoe iho.

ʻElua mau kīʻaha ka pūnāwai, no laila ua nui ka lumi no nā manu e inu ai a ʻauʻau paha i ka manawa like, a mahalo nui nā manu liʻiliʻi i ka hohonu pāpaʻu o ka papa luna. Hana ʻia me ka polyresin a me ka fiberglass, loaʻa i ka pūnāwai kahi pauma submersible, recirculating pump e hoʻomau i ka neʻe ʻana o ka wai.

E like me ka mea i ʻōlelo ʻia, he pilina ʻokoʻa ko "Maniac" me ka ʻenehana. He nui nā lolouila o ka honua, akā ua like lākou a pau mai ka makahiki 1981. Aia ka ʻoiaʻiʻo maoli (kahi āu e manaʻoʻiʻo ai e loaʻa iā mākou i loko o hoʻokahi minuke), nā diski floppy, paʻi dot-matrix, a me ka nui o ka radiation microwave. ʻoiai, ʻaʻole i haku ʻia nā mea e like me nā kikohoʻe kikohoʻe, iPhones, nā wati akamai a me nā lāʻau selfie.

I ka hiki ʻana mai i ka noho aliʻi i ka makahiki ʻeiwa, ua noho aliʻi ʻo Tutankhamun ma lalo o 10 mau makahiki a hiki i 1323BCE. Akā, ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia kona wahi i ka ʻike moʻomeheu ma hope o ka ʻike ʻana o ke kanaka ʻAigupita ʻo Howard Carter i kona hale kupapaʻu aliʻi i ka makahiki 1922, i piha i ke gula, nā mea nani a me nā mea i hana maikaʻi ʻia. Ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia ka "Tut-mania" ma ka honua holoʻokoʻa, me nā kumumanaʻo a me nā kumu o ʻAigupita i hāpai ʻia e nā mea kākau, nā hale hana a me nā mea nani. 

Ua pau kāu ʻimi ʻana i kahi hale hānai nani ma kahi hapa ʻeka! ʻO kēia lumi moe 3, 2 1/2 ʻauʻau home ma ke kaiāulu maikaʻi e kūpono iā ʻoe. ʻO ka lumi kuke i hoʻoponopono hou ʻia me nā quartz countertops, tiled back splash, nā keʻena hou a me nā mea pono i hoʻopili ʻia e leʻaleʻa i ka chef i kou ʻohana. Aia nā lumi moe 3 ma ka papa nui a ʻo ka lumi moe haku he 3/4 ʻauʻau a me ka nui o ka lumi lumi. Ua pani ʻia nā puka a me nā puka makani a puni ka hale. E mahalo ʻoe i ka lumi ʻohana o ka papahele mua me kahi kapuahi a me nā mea paheʻe i ka papa. Ma ke kamaʻilio ʻana o ka papa, he ʻano manaʻo! E kali a ʻike ʻoe i ka pā nani o ka pā hale i hōʻike ʻia ma ka huakaʻi hele wāwae! He 2 hale hale, he hale pāʻani, nā kīhāpai, loko a me ka ʻike o ka Pheasant Ridge Golf Course. Loaʻa i ka papa lalo kahi lumi ʻohana 2nd, ka nui o ka waiho ʻana a me kahi lumi moe nonconforming a me 1/2 ʻauʻau. He hale nani maoli kēia e kali nei iā ʻoe!

No ka loiloi ʻana i nā waiwai, nānā nā incognito inspectors i loko o ka hōkele no ʻelua pō, e uku ana i ko lākou ala ponoʻī a hoʻohālike i nā malihini maʻamau. I ko lākou noho ʻana, loiloi lākou a hiki i 900 mau pahuhopu, kūpono i nā kūlana, me ka hoʻopaʻa pono ʻana o nā hakahaka, ka maikaʻi o nā lole, a me nā ʻano meaʻai i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i loko o ka minibar. Ua loaʻa i nā mea lanakila he 41 i nā helu kūpono ma ka lumi hoʻokipa a me ka lumi ʻauʻau e ana i ka nani, ka ʻoluʻolu, a me ka ʻoluʻolu—ma luna o ke kīnā ʻole a mālama maikaʻi ʻia.

E aʻo nā kauka i ka poʻe me ka maʻi urethral e pale aku i nā mea hoʻonāukiuki i manaʻo ʻia. Hiki i nā koho lapaʻau ke komo i nā lāʻau hoʻomaha ʻeha a me nā antispasmodics e hōʻemi i ka spasm o ka ʻōpū.

Ke aʻo nei mākou mai ka hoʻihoʻi ʻana i ka lāʻau, ua loaʻa ke kaikuahine o Annie i kahi make weliweli. Ua pilikia kona pilina me kona makuahine ma mua o kēlā, no laila ʻo ia wale nō a me kona makuakāne ʻo Hank.

No ka “Faith Ed.: Teaching About Religion in an Age of Intolerance,” ua huakaʻi ʻo Linda K. Wertheimer, he mea kākau moʻolelo hoʻonaʻauao kahiko a hoʻomana hoʻomana, a puni ka ʻāina e hāʻawi i nā ʻike i nā ʻano like ʻole o ke aʻo ʻana o nā kula aupuni e pili ana i nā hoʻomana o ka honua. ʻAʻole i hiki mai ke aʻo ʻana me ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻole.

I ka wā o ka hoʻihoʻi hou ʻana, ua wehe nā limahana i kekahi mau kiʻi kahiko o ia mea ma Kanada e hōʻike ana i ka lima e hāʻule mau ana ua kau ʻia ma ke ala hewa a noho mau a hiki i kēia manawa.

5 Eka kahi hoʻonohonoho pilikino kokoke loa i ke kūlanakauhale. 4-pae me nā mea hou a me nā hoʻomaikaʻi. ʻO nā lumi ākea, ka lumi kuke/ʻaina e wehe ana i ka deck nui e nānā ana i ka hale kumulāʻau i kūkulu ʻia a me nā ʻano kūlohelohe i kona maikaʻi loa. Hoʻopili ʻia kahi papa inoa o nā hoʻomaikaʻi.

Hiki i kou makuahine ke mālama i kāna mau mea nani ma lalo o ka laka maoli a me ke kī me kēia pahu mea nani. Ma waho, ʻo ke ʻano geometric ʻeleʻele a me ke keʻokeʻo e hoʻokumu i kahi hiʻohiʻona e kū maoli i waho o kāna mea lole a i ʻole ka lapuwale. I loko, ʻo ka hoʻohuli maʻalahi o ke kī tasseled i loko o ka pā kī hexagonal keleawe-plated e hōʻike i ka luxe velvet-lined interior. Ma ʻaneʻi hiki iā ia ke mālama i kāna mau mea waiwai nui a pau. Mai nā ʻeke ʻeke ma luna o ka pahu a hiki i nā slot apo a me nā ʻāpana nui i lawa no nā lei, nā kūpeʻe lima, a me nā wati, e loaʻa iā ia kahi no nā mea āpau. Inā makemake ʻoe i nā helu ʻē aʻe, e hūnā i kahi ʻāpana nani i loko o ka pahu e kāhāhā iā ia.